Cheese Sampling Gifts

'Ooooo, honey. A Pinot Noir!...That could be a game changer.'

For the cultured mouse trap

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

The wonderful world of cheese.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Cheeze Wiz.

Sauce for the Goose

French wine

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

Cheese

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

American style Greek cafe.

"Whine and cheezed party."

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"