Cheese Sampling Gifts

For the cultured mouse trap

'You haven't touched the cheese yet.'

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Sauce for the Goose

French wine

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

I love Cannelloni

Cheese

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

"Whine and cheezed party."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

American style Greek cafe.

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

"It's going to be huge! Cheese-flavored vodka!"

Stratigraphy

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"