Cheese Shop Worker Gifts

'What can you recommend for the 'Big Cheese' where I work?'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Wake up, dear...did you order extra milk?!'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

How About Serving Us For a Change

"We fell for this last time remember..."

Somewhere in France: "I thought I was buying goat cheese. I endedup with a chateau in the Loire."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Barnyard humor.

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Wine and Cheese

Mice taking lessons.

A consumer guide to cheese.

'The town where they make Parmesan cheese is very well to do. In fact, I hear it's a grated community.'

"Oh, Lord! Not another wine-and-cheese party!"

The Deli Llama

'I think they make my feet look too small.'

This Saturday 10:30 Confessions of a Window Cleaner, Doctor, Nurse, Policeman, Shop Worker, Lollipop Lady, Butcher, Baker, Housewife, Schoolboy...

"We only do salads. There's no need to keep warning customers that the plates are cold."

'They ought to change the name of this deli to The Cramer - they get it wrong 50 of the time.'

'Scientists say it is a completely safe cheese like substance - However, some boffins controversially claim, Ha-Ha-Ha! it is rock!...Ho-Ho!...And now the weekend weather!'

'You've agreed to work Sundays, haven't you!'

Mouse at a computer within a maze searching for the cheese.

"You think you're pretty holy, huh!"