Cheese Seller Gifts

A consumer guide to cheese.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

The Main Types of Cheese

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

I love Cannelloni

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Barb had her stomach replaced with a mouse's stomach to help her eat less.'

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

The Running of the Brie

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.