Ice Cream Seller Gifts

'hang on Marvis, we haven't got to the scene in the desert.'

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"You fool! You just went through a strawberry light!"

Ice cream seller

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Freshest ice cream in town!

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Banana Split Personality

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

Happy holidays for kids.

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

Maybe the gods aren't angry. Maybe the gods are just yanking our chain.

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

"Do you want to talk about it?"