Ice Cream Gifts

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

Days since last ice cream.

Rocky Road, Private Eye

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

How Ice Cream Is Made.

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

Melted ice cream van

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Global Warming.

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

"...Who's been messing with the thermostat?!"

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Does this mean we no longer get ice cream?'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

Mr. Migraine Cold Ice Cream.

"Here's that pop-up Greg told us about."

'Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I'd like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

'Looks like someone forgot British Summer Time started today.'

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.