Ice Cream Prints

The Neapolitan Museum of Art

Days since last ice cream.

Rocky Road, Private Eye

'This is where we bring people we're thinking of hiring as decision makers.'

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

In ice cream store: 'Hey, Frank. Maybe you oughta scoop with the other arm for a while.'

'Sorry, no trades. Cash only.'

"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

Executive cuts children in line for ice cream.

Melted ice cream van

'Sometimes it's not a very good idea to be indecisive.'

Bob's Musical Intruments - "I'll have a cornet."

'Give me your hand... I ran out of cones.'

Kid drops his 13 flavor ice cream cone

"...Who's been messing with the thermostat?!"

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

Global Warming.

"Gimme a large cone with a sample of everything."

"You'll have to be more specific — my people have more than four hundred different words for snow cone."

"It's cash. It's kind of like a debit card."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Great excuses No 964 'I was on my way to the gym when I was abducted by alliens from the planet Sanrg who took me to their ship and force fed me choc-chip ice cream.'

"Here's that pop-up Greg told us about."

"Et Tuti Fruitie Brutus..."

Man sitting in an ice cream cone.

'Your Honour, if it pleases the court, I'd like to take everyone to the park and buy them an ice cream.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

Iguana in zoo licking someones ice cream.

A man is handed an ice cream from within the cart

Overweight woman eating ice cream out of a huge cup reading the word 'LOVE'.

'Does this mean we no longer get ice cream?'

'I told him you were an ice cream vendor. You take it from here.'