Ice Cream Man Gifts

"Fortunately for me, I can't get enough of this song."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Pi Ala Mode.

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Banana Split Personality

Ice Cream Dreams.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

When I walk as part of my fitness plan I feel a new, great appreciation for all humanity! That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind. It's so hot and humid nobody's around today. Magnificent desolation! Do you think you'll stick with your diet? Failure is not an otion. Look! An ice cream truck! On the moon I'd weigh 41 pounds and could eat ice cream all day! Houston we have a problem!

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

"Grass-cream! Thanks Mum!"

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

'I'm not spoiled - I always smell like this.'

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

Happy holidays for kids.

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

Emoticon Encouragement Therapy

"Do you want to talk about it?"

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."