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A consumer guide to cheese.

"And the cheese in your omelette? Cheddar, Brie, aged Gouda, Morbier, Torta del Casar, Double Gloucester, Époisses, Shropshire blue, or American?"

'Sorry sir, we've run out of parmesan cheese.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Freshest ice cream in town!

Peter's Pitas - now with pickled peppers.

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

The Main Types of Cheese

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I scream! You scream! I can't stop the screaming!"

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

I love Cannelloni

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"For cryin' out loud, Frank, we don't have all day! Cut to the cheese!"

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

'Brie okay?.' 'Very runny.'

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

American style Greek cafe.

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

"De l'huile bouillante, pas du fromage fondu!"

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."