Hula Dancers Gifts

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Scottish party

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

Sadie, I want to show you something. This is a great new Youtube video. Check it out. That's some random person doing hula hoop and singing a show tune. That. Makes. Me. So. Mad. Action. Aaaaahhhh.

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"Could you keep still?"

Where we get coconut milk.

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Swan Lake Auditions

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."

North Pole Dances

The Pole Jumper.

Christmas Ballet Tree.

Erotica

'This is just the warm up.'

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

'...Hoopla!'

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

'When you promised to put our daughter on a pedestal we expected something more romantic.'

The Dance

'I'll reinstall the stripper pole vertically as soon as my neck problem clears up.'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

Angel with hula hoop.

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'