Hula Dancers T-Shirts

"Is it time to plan our vacation?"

Laptop Dancing.

"Could you keep still?"

Scottish party

Angel doing the hula hoop.

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"It is called A Night to Remember. It portrays a ritual mating dance from the early 21st-century."

"I'm not jumping through hoops for you. It's my hula hoop. I'm doing this for me."

Swan Lake Auditions

'I've always thought they were up to something whenever we're gone'

"We're running behind schedule, we haven't even left the North Pole yet."

'This pole dancing is fun.'

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

"Could you keep still?"

'This is just the warm up.'

Erotica

Christmas Ballet Tree.

The Pole Jumper.

North Pole Dances

'The #1 Lei Girl!'

COWS: Cow pole dancing

'Freddy Kameahmeah, uncrowned king of Hula dancers. His hoop hasn't seen the ground in six months.'

'...Hoopla!'

"Call me old fashioned, but I preferred this place before it went all 'equal-opportunity employer'."

"I know why the caged bird sings. Why he does that is anyone's guess."

The Dance

'I'll reinstall the stripper pole vertically as soon as my neck problem clears up.'

'When you promised to put our daughter on a pedestal we expected something more romantic.'

"Oh no! My hay fever's starting!"

'I wouldn't be concerned. We're all subject to temptations.'

"....and I'll have a glass of the house blue."

Angel with hula hoop.