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Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

On the brink.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Camel'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Need tickets.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Hipster Coffee

Cowboy Trump

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"