Hip Enthusiast Gifts

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

"Pizza sounds wonderful. Italian, Greek or Hipster?"

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

On the brink.

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

'Never mind singing it in rap...a simple 'I do' will suffice.''

'Camel'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Need tickets.

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

Cowboy Trump

Hipster Coffee

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

"You seem like just the kind of guy who would be right at home in one of these fjord explorers."

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"