Hippy Enthusiasts Gifts

"I name this child, Lovely, swampy, cars are evil, use public transport, stop the bypass,no to the link road, Fred"

You want me to be a what? A hipster. My research shows caf

Joined at the hipster.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Domestic event in the Zoological Gardens No. I. - The nose of the hippopotamus put out of joint by the young elephant

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack -- King Of The Commune

'I love rock festivals!'

"Am I a new parent? No, I'm a new Uber driver taking him to school."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

'Naw, man! I ain't never worked in no animal hospital...'

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

'Don't worry, it's safe to come between us: He's not my kid...'

'Let him go. We'll catch him in the backstretch. Hippos can run faster than humans, but only in short bursts.'

God has chose me to talk to you about superannuation

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

'You're taking this Grey Nomad stuff a bit seriously aren't you'

We're going to have to think outside the box to boost sales, minion. Oh no. I've spent the last 72 hours analyzing our customer base. Our granola and kale latte helped us capture the hipster demo once we bundled it with cigarettes and vinyl records. Our caffeine-infused mocha helped us capture the white-collar set once we bundled it with motivational recordings. But there's one demographic we still haven't monopolized. First-time parents of toddlers. How proficient are you at potty training? I q

Hipsters knit their beards.

'You lookin at my bird?'

"They're mire aesthetic than practical."

You got the DNA of a hippopotamus.

Bebaaaaaaaop! (sheep)

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"You want to be a WHAT?"

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

Caricature of a chicken

"What's Your Problem, Man?"

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'