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'It's from the local microbrewery.'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Bottle Distillery

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Climate Change Road

Paving over the window-box

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

'I've combined the DNA of a sheep and a manatee, creating...ewe-manatee!'

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

The first Airbender!

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Try the tea. It's herbal. It works wonders when you have a stuffed head.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Cow

"Can you keep a secret?"

Nature is not perfect

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

Botanical violinist

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'