Vegetable Appreciator T-Shirts

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

Our farmer brought fresh beans, tomatoes, corn and squash this week. Nice. You should have bought into the farm share. I've got my own farmer. Mine's cheap. Mine's cheaper. Thanks, mom. You can't take more zucchini?

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Cheese Pile

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Vegetarian Birthdays.

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Thermidor Dali

Onion Tears

Rap-scallions

Pea

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'