Vegetable Appreciator T-Shirts

'Yummy! I could eat here every day!'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

Allotment

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Advocado

"We're odd looking but just as good."

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

"Your momma lied to you, boy."

'You may not feel any healthier right away, but you'll definitely feel more smug.'

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

Victorian Fast Food - 'I'll have the lark pie festooned with eels, a full stilton, two bottles of port,,,'

Excellent crop! What's your secret?

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Thermidor Dali

Onion Tears

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

Cheese Pile

Rap-scallions

Avocado Timeline

'Needs more kale.'

Runner Bean...

'Do I have to give thanks for all the spinach, or just the bite I'm going to eat?'

"Are you mad with us, Mrs. Bimmelman?"