Hops Appreciator Gifts

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'The secret to life, my friend, is hoppiness!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Bottle Distillery

Waking Up With Rooster.

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Climate Change Road

Croc feed machine contains chickens for feeding crocodiles at croc farm.

Paving over the window-box

The first Airbender!

''What say we knock off early tonight and go to a microbrewery?'

'That's about as Christmasy as we can get it.'

"That's it, I've lost all respect for the farm dog: I caught him rolling around in our manure!"

Oliverachy - Short-lived political system where leaders were chosen by how many olives they could fit in their mouths.

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

'Mah botty too pooty-lishious for you baby.'

Aaah! Smell that lovely fresh sea air!

'Aaaah... nuthin' like sitting out here in nature with a good campfire and a couple of ice-cold Bloodweisers.'

Botanical violinist

Nature is not perfect

Cow

"I never thought I'd hear myself saying this but I'm really not that hungry."

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

"It's not straw - it's rattan."

"Can you keep a secret?"

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

Cow using udders as skis.