Hops Hunter Gifts

Bottle Distillery

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'And if you can't find the microbrew you're looking for here, you might want to try our other store: Microbrews C to E.'

"Get out of my face!"

'Do I really have to remind you again about which one of us earns the truffles, Jean-Claude?'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

Bees v Wasps

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

"Not too big a garden-my wife tires easily!"

"The school district is great and I love the layout - I'm just not sure the mud is gooey enough."

'We don't have to worry about African Killer Bees this far north.'

Black Truffles!

Real estate.

'Of course I'd never have so much as looked at Timothy if it wasn't for his nose for truffles.'

'I know where the hive is. I just can't tell left from right.'

'Surely there's some other good source of protein out there!'

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

'I'd always been told they found the truffles by smell.'

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

Pig asking whether the farmers truffles are 'Rum or Champagne?'

"Why do we need a bigger house. Your folks can barely afford this one."

'Ideal for children - the play area is only a stone's throw away...'

'You do realise we're either going to have to get married, have children or take up a joint hobby.'

"I'm still looking, sir."

Misheard egg orders: Scrabbled, Poked, Freed.

"I found grandpa's old cough!"

"The Convent of the Immaculate Heart Brewery"

'Either we take back the hive or your nose - up to you, pal.'

King reaching for an apple

"Well, your people heard wrong. We are not prepared to sweeten the deal."

"Sorry, but the will clearly stipulates that Rex gets the vintage squeaky-toy collection..."