Herb Hunter Gifts

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Cat Nip.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Too much cilantro

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Plant Lady

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Gardeners

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"I'm looking for some sage advice."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

Alternative medicine

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Can you keep a secret? This particular remedy is illegal in 49 states.'

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'

Herb garden