Herb Hunter Gifts

Herbalist and Himbalist Stores.

"If you ask me, your Christmas gift return policy is too liberal."

Cat Nip.

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

Too much cilantro

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'Thyme heals all wounds.'

'Today's entrees are the Breast with Thyme, and the Wurst with Thyme.'

Extreme Naturopathic Medicine.

'Cool it with the herbal shampoo -- you've got aphids.'

"I'm not feeling well. I'm picking up a few things at my pharmacy."

Plant Lady

'St John's wort ambulance' - hippy ambulance.

'I'm taking you off the herbal tea.'

Last Will and Testament: Salt, Pepper, Tarragon, Garlic.

"You just need a few sprigs to spice up your meal Sir..."

Gardeners

Garlic, the wonderful stinking rose.

'I told you rosemary and sage, but don't add the garlic until the last half hour.'

Simon and Garfunkel's Spice Rack.

"Dude, we've struck cannabis oil! We're going to be rich!"

'It appears to be a side effect of the herbal eye drops you're using.'

"Lay off the natural remedies. You're beginning to ferment."

"...and we grow all our own herbs."

'Look what my son gave me!'

"Damn it, cilantro ruins everything."

"I'm looking for some sage advice."

'Great job! -- I'll go gather some herbs.'

"Here, let me put some ointment on your bug bite. I made it myself from cayenne powder, licorice root and mugwort leaves blended with that vanilla pudding I made last week. Hmm...it's not here."

"You should have called your stall 'Thyme Is A Healer'."

"It was my husbands dying wish to be buried in his herb garden."

Alternative medicine

Omelette aux grosses herbes

"I'm hoping for herb immunity."

'I'm not feeling well. Do you know where I can nibble on some echinacea?'