Poppy Appreciator Gifts

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Stubborn Horse

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Buddhist photo albums,

Climate Change Road

Afghanistan

Paving over the window-box

Suburban street.

Mother's Day: 2nd Sunday in May, Others Day: Every day before and after the 2nd Sunday in May.

Clearing up medals.

Headless Horserider uses a computer

'Oh boy, the pollen count is going up.'

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Botanical violinist

The Snowmans take a summer holiday.

"Don't you dare apologize to me!"

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Busy man at his desk is given roses to smell as a Valentine's Day gift.

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Granted, it's classified as a weed around here, but you have to agree its pollen is delicious...'

"I give you about ten days, then your head will rot."

Ace Greetings Card Co - "Roses are red, violets are blue, business is terrible so redundant are you!"

"Not pollenaise again?"

'Fresh plumsprunes.'

Ok, stop beaming up the porcupine.

If Ben Franklin had been a florist

Winter & Spring

Pony Posing for a Photo

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

"Nothin's too good for my wife! What have you got for around five bucks?"

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

'I think that we have discovered the cause of your severe heartburn,'

'No Wallmart...No Target...No mall...How can you call this paradise?'