Poppy Aficionado Gifts

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Bloody hell!"

Bee flying to another flower.

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Daffodil bulbs

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Gardener

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Afghanistan

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'