Poppy Wearer Gifts

'It's Remembrance Day, Bob... you're supposed to be wearing a poppy!'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Peter Gabriel

Afghanistan

Clearing up medals.

To appease the fans, major-league umpires are now required to take eye exams during the seventh inning stretch.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Good cop, bad cop 2020.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

Discrimination in marriage

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'Heads.'

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'My god Brenda, you look absolutely ravishing when I take off my spectacles.'

Don King's morning hair.

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

"Rain, Your Holiness—may I suggest the plastic papal vestments?"

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

Broken Leg

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'