Poppy Wearer Gifts

'It's Remembrance Day, Bob... you're supposed to be wearing a poppy!'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Is it me, or is Jasper Johns a genius?" "Über-genius, Larry. Über!"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Afghanistan

Clearing up medals.

'Doctor, your glasses!'

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

'So much for his new glasses...he didn't see that coming'

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

Contacts vs. Glasses

'Crud I forgot my glasses.'

'Heads.'

Discrimination in marriage

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

'That's better. The spots are much clearer.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'My grades at school have improved dramatically now that I'm wearing glasses...'

Street musician playing to people with headphones in.

"For God's sake, Mr. Danvers, work with me here!"

'Well you're an eye doctor aren't you'

'My god Brenda, you look absolutely ravishing when I take off my spectacles.'

Broken Leg

"I said... I'm here for my eye exam!"

A woman in a Regency dress

"Oh man! It's the prettiest girl in school! She can't see I work here!"

Memorial Day

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

Shop assistants hides fearful face behind a happy smiling mask