Poppy Lover Gifts

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

Memorial Day

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Frog flirting.

Bumble Bee

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Mad about Roses!

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Tina Turner

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Movies vs. Films

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"You must have a green thumb."

Film Lovers.

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

'What do you mean, 'pass the remote control'?... We're at the cinema!'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Daffodil bulbs

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

The garden lady.

'Peanuts, popcorn, steroids!'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

Stubborn Horses