Poppy Admirer Gifts

Afghanistan

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Science fiction fans on other planets

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Lady drinking Champagne.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

An inbred poodle.

"Wanna go out?"

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

Clearing up medals.

Dancing in Love

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Home for the Holidays

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"Not pollenaise again?"

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

Justin Bieber

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

"I never lose at musical chairs."

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

Toy Poodle.

Horse and Ponies for Sale

Le Doggy Bag