Poppy Enthusiast Gifts

"I simply can't say no!"

'I'm still glad we fought for freedom, just not as glad as I once was.'

'You get earlier and earlier every year.'

Clearing up medals.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Bloody hell!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Afghanistan

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

'I've been making popcorn for 63 years and I've never once gotten sick of the taste of it... no wait, I just did.'

"I brought popcorn..."

"Curly-Bill! Git over here... nuggets as big as yer corns!"

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

'Ever notice that the actors keep getting thinner while the audience gets fatter?'

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.