Poppy Enthusiast Prints

"I simply can't say no!"

'I'm still glad we fought for freedom, just not as glad as I once was.'

'You get earlier and earlier every year.'

Clearing up medals.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Bee flying to another flower.

"Bloody hell!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Cheerleaders

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Strive to win!

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

Afghanistan

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

What's a hot flash?

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

"Wonderful - this will be the absolute best popcorn anyone has ever seen."

'After nine commercials I've forgotten what film we were watching.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."