Poppy Admirer Pillows

Afghanistan

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Science fiction fans on other planets

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'Hello Mr Preston? This is an ALIEN speaking. We have landed in your paddock. We have mutilated your cows. We have made loud crashing noises...what the hell is on your TV that's so special?'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

Lady drinking Champagne.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

An inbred poodle.

'The cheek of it! Look, someone's left a piece of litter next to this exhibit.'

"Wanna go out?"

Clearing up medals.

Dancing in Love

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Home for the Holidays

'How did you know his name was Fritz?'...

"I'm afraid I've got some bad news."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Not pollenaise again?"

"Okay, here comes the poodle. Just relax and play it cool. The last thing you want is to come off too excited."

"A guard dog?! You think you're a guard dog!

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"...I'll get you some alone time with the Wilson's poodle."

Toy Poodle.

Horse and Ponies for Sale

Le Doggy Bag