Tall Poppy Sympathizer Pillows

"Well, to me, it sounds like a classic case of 'Tall Poppy Syndrome'..."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Afghanistan

'It's hard to slice a potato once you've looked it in the eye.'

Peter Gabriel

"He's just a big softy really"

Clearing up medals.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Round the Clock

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

'It's Mrs Yomp - she can't remember if she should take the aspirin first and call you in the morning, or call you first, then take the aspirin...'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Justin Bieber

'Maybe you're telling them more than they can assimilate.'

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

'I've always been attracted to tall women. Someone I can - you know - climb.'

'He wants to be the best pianist in the world.'

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"If you could take just one medication, which medication would it be?"

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

"Sometimes I unwind too fast, and it makes me a little dizzy."

Memorial Day

Take Me Seriously

'I'm still glad we fought for freedom, just not as glad as I once was.'

'You get earlier and earlier every year.'

"Look at her and her bloody virtue signalling!"

Lest we forget...

"I bought it in 1989 and I wear it religiously ever year, oh yes."

'It's Remembrance Day, Bob... you're supposed to be wearing a poppy!'

Miley Cyrus

"I simply can't say no!"