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California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"Bloody hell!"

Bee flying to another flower.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Daffodil bulbs

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Gardener

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'Pop-up Bible.'

Afghanistan

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

Rose

The Headless Horseman claims his luggage.

'The Professor can't come to the phone just now, he's pressing his specimens.'