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"I bought it in 1989 and I wear it religiously ever year, oh yes."

Bee flying to another flower.

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

Afghanistan

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Clearing up medals.

Woman with flower-style bra getting attacked by bees.

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Bees voting at a Pollen Station.

"You think the movie is scary? Go price the popcorn!"

One flower has a long line of bees waiting to pollinate it while the flower beside it has none.

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

Interpretive Cheering

"My stamens are so hot and sticky right now. Pollinate me, you dirty dirty little bee. Oh ya."

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

Fall, in summary...

"I'm not big on prescription sleep aids. Have you tried poppies?"

California Mutant...(Field of California Poppies with 1 RED poppy.)

"I'm spreading Christmas cheers."

Rotting Jack-o'-Lantern Pie.

"That's the last time I sniff around for nectar in an Afghan poppy field."

Memorial Day

The depreciating Value of Movie Theater Popcorn

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

'You always have to be awkward, don't you!'

The fly in my soup seems to have a look of disappointment on his face. He was told he was going to appear in "Garfield."

'I'm still glad we fought for freedom, just not as glad as I once was.'

"Any chance of a tidy-up round the back and sides while you're at it?"