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"I bought it in 1989 and I wear it religiously ever year, oh yes."

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Like father like son.

Bees v Wasps

"Will you call me?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

Afghanistan

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

Clearing up medals.

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"I don't worry about inflation. Without it, I'd be out of a job."

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

The day after Father's Day.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'Jimi played with his teeth not his dentures!'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Florist

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

Dual Airbags

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

"I'm warning you!"

What a pear?

'Dad, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.