Poppy Sellers Pillows

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

'I just wanted to thank you for grounding me to my room for the weekend. I took the time to start a computer programming company, which earned me $13 million.'

Like father like son.

Bees v Wasps

"Will you call me?"

"FREEDOM!!!"

Afghanistan

'Not today,son-not on Fathers' Day!'

'I'm worth more than $3,000 as a federal income tax exemption. So how about a raise in my allowance?'

"I don't worry about inflation. Without it, I'd be out of a job."

'Look after your feet, always wear a prophylactic and never travel faster than 300mph on water!' SAGE WORDS FROM SIR DONALD CAMPBELL!

Clearing up medals.

I know it's 'Take Your Kid To The Office Day', but I can't help it that I work at home!

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

The day after Father's Day.

"Do you have these apples in green?"

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

'The Amaryllis and the carpenter bee have a symbiotic relationship. That means they're best buddies.'

Happy Father's Day: 'More allowance? What happened to the 2 acorns I gave you on Saturday?'

The unknown soldier: war grave.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

Florist

'See? If Mommy had been wearing her seatbelt that wouldn't have happened.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

'Dad, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.'

What a pear?

Dual Airbags

'Daddy, this is Eddie. Eddie's conducting a study on middle class eating habits.'

'Am I going to church - I thought Christmas gave me a pass till Easter.'

'If you keep running away, son, you'll never make it through your formative years.'

"I'm warning you!"

Man using a trampoline to reach and prune a tree.

Bedelia was torn. On the one hand, she had never met a man so generous...