Hip Locale Lover Gifts

The stages of gentrification: a guide

Wifi in Hell

A man looks up at the earth

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Blok drives by New York City.

"It's a mixed-use facility: retail space, low-rent housing, luxury apartments, and an area set aside for making steel."

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

'Well,we had a good run.' - Worldwide Hops Shortage.

Essex computer.

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

Joint Replacement Specialist has 3 boxes on desk: "Hip", "Hip", "Hooray."

I wonder what Pantone chips the artist used.

Between pub and bookie: 'Very sought-after position.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

Rocket Parking

"This is why I don't work from home."

No, it's not the beer talking. Beer actually makes a better impression than I do. ! !

Right Here

"Is this from the community garden? It tastes sanctimonious."

Location, Location, Location - Next 3 exits.

Inflatable ornithological rapper.

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

Condom Delivery

"On a clear day, you could see forever!"

Bus of Fools

Don

Shop Local

Progress.

"I'll confess, the first time I realized they didn't have any panes it gave me quite a turn!"

Jingle Bell Rock // Silent Night

"More and more of my evenings seem to be ending at some stupid little place in Brooklyn."

"Penthouse duplex, East Sixties, three bedrooms, two baths, solarium, sauna, two thousand square feet, terrace, bird feeder, two and a half million."

"Good evening, ladies and gentlemen! If I may have just a moment of your time. My name is edward, and I'll be sitting here reading the paper with my mouth shut. Thank you for your time, have a good evening, and God bless!"