Regional Style Lover Gifts

"As far as I know, Rudy is the first person in East Hampton to wear Cajun."

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Wifi in Hell

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

A Macaroni in 1772

1930's Lady.

A chip off the old block...

"Say it with Pierogies"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'This is the kind of hat you wear to bed.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

Meanwhile in Yorkshire

'I'd say that was just the thing to wear on a visit to an 80-year old uncle in Texas who's going to leave you five million dollars.'

Family.

Man in 19th century garb at a Seventies Night: 'But it doesn't say NINETEEN seventies.'

"Er! Exactly when was this 'dress for success' book you've been reading written?"

Retro Fashions door sign reads 'Out to lunch -back before you know it.'

"You kids are lucky. When I was young, we had to roll down the windows and stick our heads out to be cool."

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

James Dean

Witch's broom with a luggage compartment.

Louise Brooks caricature

'I'm looking for a job where I get free concert tickets.'

Galician vineyards

Guess what he is in the guinness book of records.

Blonde girl

Bag Lady.

Marlene Dietrich

'Remind me to buy you some new underwear.'

'You're lucky. My wife won't let me have a man cave.'

'You're not supposed to turn into MY Dad.'

Woman by wall in dress, "Urban camouflage :graffiti dresswear"

Less successful 1990s T-shirt designs.

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