Regional Style Enthusiast Gifts

Family.

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Marilyn Monroe - Spot the Difference

Jarvis Cocker

"Of course, on casual Fridays I'm the fifties Elvis."

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'I know I complimented you on that outfit last time you wore it, but that was in 1980.'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Ralph Rackstraw HMS Pinafore

'I took your advice and got a long little doggy.'

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

The Return Of The Minipants

Elton John

Lovers in toile de jouy

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

The Grecian Bend - Women's Fashion

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Bald Man Overcomb

Trendies, INC

The Fab Four

Grandfather Clock

"Say it with Pierogies"

Austin Powers

'He wears a necktie like he means it.'

Parrot looking in mirror has feather headdress options.

"I want it to look good, but not ill-gotten-gains good."

SELECTIONS FROM THE "VICTOR'S SECRET" CATALOGUE

Social Struggles

Robin Hood Flies.

It bag and no knickers!

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."