Regional Satire Lover Gifts

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

The Modern Damocles -

California Beverages Map

The Notre Dame Five Year Restoration Plan Swing Into Action.

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

ENNUI...(smiley face).

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Art Vandalism

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"You're really serious about that diet!"

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Houdini's Dog.

Might Versus Right.

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'Never to be seen again!"

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

Analysts have said the US and Russia are closer to nuclear war than ever. The outcome of the election tomorrow will probably determine whether we live in mediocrity … or whether we suffer a nuclear apocalypse in which a crafty café owner, who's squirreled away scones and ammunition in a vast network of underground bunkers, could rise to become feudal warlord of a brand new world. So ... who are you voting for again? The person I've been preparing ever since 2nd grade to vote for.

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

My belief is better than yours!

Another lonely day.

Suppliers of fine pin-stripe

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

"You're not distancing."