Regional Satire Lover Prints

Northern stereotype on website called 'Eee-By- Gum- Bay'.

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

Beckett for Beginners: "Waiting for Thumbkin"

Bureaucracy gone mad!

'Probably giving evidence at some sort of industrial tribunal....heh!'

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"I hate weddings. They make me feel a momentary lapse of cynicism."

California Beverages Map

The Modern Damocles -

The Unknown Philosopher, who first realised life is no picnic.

"Right so that's agreed, we can say 'Happy Festive Season' as long as we add the caveat that we are in no way liable for any lack of 'happiness' or a surfeit of 'misery'!"

Bureau of Missing Door Knobs

ENNUI...(smiley face).

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"You're really serious about that diet!"

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

Well done, Harris. That's one of the straightest paperclips I've ever seen.

"For me it's all about the craft of acting."

Art Vandalism

'Just so you know, leaning on a rake and looking at the sky is not 'yard work', and thus may not be entered into your 'I do so help around the house' defense.'

Houdini's Dog.

'Never to be seen again!"

Might Versus Right.

'Year after year I play Santa, and I still don't know how to give.'

'A role model? Yes, I suppose he was. Everywhere he went, people would say 'That's Bill Fenton... You don't want to be that guy!''

'My therapist suggested I redirect my anger into landscaping and gardening!'

My belief is better than yours!

"New law, Diogenes. We're confiscating your barrel."

"You're not distancing."

An Angel with a Devil's Shadow

'At this price, I only have to sell one bottle to have a good year.'

Another lonely day.