Tv Satire Lover Gifts

'There's too much violence on TV!'

'Even when I manage to get rid of her, she just keeps showing up someplace else!'

'We've got to stop him watching Robert Peston.'

"Lose the guiding headpush on the perp, Jake. That is so cop show!"

Britain's Strictest Headmistress

Help, Rudy. I think I've got a problem. Huh? I keep wanting to go outside and play. and have fun un the fresh air with my friends. So? Don't you see? I do it every day. I can't help myself. It's like a compulsing. Compulsion? I have a dependency. No more watching Dr. Phil.

They want to know if we've heard of a show called "Trading Spaces."

"I see there's gonna be another series of 'I'm a Celebrity'."

'You only say that because you're a television set!'

The Ultimate Reality TV Show: Apathy Island

"That was Huey Lewis and the News! Now stay tuned for Huey Lewis and the Weather, followed by Huey Lewis and Sports!"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Occu-Pie Mars

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'That's our mission statement.'

'And remember to emphasize we're giving them the opportunity to find a better job.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"And isn't it time we replaced the worn-out, meaningless cliches in our mission statement with some dazzlingly new meaningless cliches?"

"I believe we've found the weakest link."

Trump pardons

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Do Not Resuscitate

Man is stopped from entering doctor's surgery by a receptionist dressed as a bouncer.

'His best qualities are circumventing questions and evading answers.'

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

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'You realize, we can't use the 'benign neglect' method for everything.'

"Away with the warmonger!"

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Oligarchy