Houston Fan Pillows

"It's Houston. They have a problem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

Monster Baseball

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

"My world is Tribeca, lars, and yours is a different world."

'He's not a skilled pitcher. In fact, he throws like a nerd...'

"Slide, Howie!!! Slide!"

The Real March of the Penguins.

'Watch out, Dewey! Cow pie!'

Down on Bourbon Street...

'Time out! He needs a hug!!'

"It's only until Dad gets his stall built."

Gullboy and Pigeonman

Raging Bull on Ice

'Me? Argue? ...No, sir! That was an excellent call.'

Cowboy

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Hey! What's with the 'home run trot'? You struck out!"

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

A heat wave threatens an old woman.

A Not So Grand Slam.

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."