Nba Fan Pillows

'... yes, Mr. Stern. We appreciate everything. It was a very generous donation by the NBA. However, bottom line, the kids hate the synthetic basketballs.'

Kobe Bryant

"Good game."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'I'm not abandoned. I'm a free agent.'

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Mixed Doubles.

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

Spring Training

Runner collapsing over the finishing line.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Venn Diagram: DIamonds

The Salmon Run

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

The obstetrician doesn't need a close catcher...

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

"My wife wanted to see a diamond. So I took her to a ballgame."

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Another reason Chihuahuas hate basketball.

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'