Gopher Fan Mugs

'That should improve their chances of a 'hole-in-one'.'

Sauce for the Goose

Ahh! The sounds of nature! Peep peep. Tweet tweet! Twitter. Croak croak. Sniff sniff. Ribbit. Human nature. Twitter twitter. Tippity tap tap. Cackle cackle! Bleep bleep.

He wanted a different one.

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

Goalkeeper makes the wrong save.

The best goalie in the world!

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

'Dad, good luck fly fishing.'

Glasnost

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

"hmm. Mother Nature's definitely trying to tell us something here."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

"You can tatse the slopes, er I mean hops in this."

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'I'm afraid it's going to make us a laughing stock, dear!'

"Your friend isn't in here, he's letting me AirBnB his shell."

Frog Family

"He's very good. He disected my first husband."

"Any sign of gophers?"

'Looks like a mixed school of Bottlenose dolphins and bottled endorphins.'

Dog and frog playing football.

Frogs playing basketball.

100,000 ! You weren't joking about wanting a big family '.

Three frogs watching their tadpoles.

"Great, lots of students are fainting: that will teach them!"

"Before you know it they've got legs and they're swimming all over the place."

'Do you want flies with that?'

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Mommy! Mommy! Look at me!'

"I thought you were on the pill."

'I see the frogs have started spawning.'

Frog to frog: I went to a yoga class, but the instructor didn't know squat.