Texas Culture Enthusiast Gifts

'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

World Tour.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Introducing Piza Island.

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

How did you get your parents to send you to Costa Rica this summer, Ingrid? By almost flunking Spanish. That's dire. Hardly! I'll party and practice my accent. Next year�remind me to bring my French grade down. Si!

Museum. Hours. You're donating your collection of pre-Columbian art? Yes! What's Mayan is yours!

Zora Neale Hurston

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

Gone Fishing

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

TV stage door