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'After twenty-five years of roping steers, the little lady sure can swirl, can't she?'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Omara Portuondo

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

World Tour.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Great news, Dear! I've been traded to a think tank in California for a PhD Specializing in the Baltics!'

Nothing like traveling hundreds of miles to immerse yourself in art for the sole purpose of killing time between meals.

"Biff's old money, Angelo is new money and Boris is funny money."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Who do you think you're kidding, Slim? — the ruby slippers are a dead giveaway!'

Introducing Piza Island.

'Now that we've learned to talk, maybe we should establish some speech codes.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'He bowed lower for me than for you.'

"Then what happened?"

"Waving the hat keeps the cattle moving and lets my hair get some highlights."

A couple looks at posters of Rio, Paris and Tokyo, all of which feature skyscrapers.

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Poor Americans...If this includes intellectual torture, they'll have to cancel 70 of their Hollywood productions...' (Caption may be modified.)

"Of course I discovered America... My marketing team said so."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

Gone Fishing

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

'We go to Italy in the summer - it's like a home from home for the kids!'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

TV stage door

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer