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LONE STAR bar & grill: 'Hey! There ain't nothin' on this jukebox but songs about Texas!' 'You got a problem with that, podner?'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Mexican angels.

"El muy mal perro"

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Meanwhile...in Albania

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

Steeroids

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

"Texas style? Again?"

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns