Texan Culture Appreciator T-Shirts

LONE STAR bar & grill: 'Hey! There ain't nothin' on this jukebox but songs about Texas!' 'You got a problem with that, podner?'

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"It's nice to feel wanted though, isn't it?"

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'It's like a piece of music, like Mozart or Beethoven.'

"El muy mal perro"

Mexican angels.

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Frida Kahlo

'Hey, I made a hole in Juan.'

Texas Dashboard Organizer

"Baldo. My name is El Muerto. I have a message for you...from the afterlife."

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

Meanwhile...in Albania

Steeroids

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Fancy popping out for some Mexican a bit later?

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

Ted never got used to hitchhikers on November 2nd, the Day of the Dead.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"The big difference between Halloween and Day of the Dead...is we look at the afterlife as a reason to celebrate...not to scare anyone."

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Oh darn........I forgot The Alamo!'

Bad Guys INC. 'I got a cattle rustlin' requisition for ya, Slim.'

"You tetched? The Kid'll plug more than your novel!"

'It's Mexico, dear. They need some of their stuff back.'

'Chief Big Carbon Footprint says bring more firewood.'

"Selfie"? What's a "selfie"?

"Texas style? Again?"

'What'll it be, cowboy?'

"You're kidding! I thought it was one-bandolier Friday."

In his later years, Sam Houston's poor recollection doomed his memoirs.

"It's a good job them "injuns" can't aim."

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns