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Pro-Life in Texas

"Texas style? Again?"

Entering Texas - Today's Chances of a Conspiracy Theory are: High!

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Great Chinese Dynasties

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Tut and Carmen.

Woman carries the world.

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Culture Saturday

Honoré de Balzac

The height of fashion in 1796

'Now that's an afro!'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Cat says of armadillo, 'It's one of those big armored rats.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Baroque Peacock

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Mr. Punch in Venice

'Hi - I'm your company perk !'