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"The President shows up in Houston wearing stilettos."

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Now I really hate poetry."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Picasso: The Early Years

The High Line at Giza

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"I certainly trust this meal is kosher."

Pearly King and Queen

Out of kilter.

Welsh airport arrivals.

The opera - 'Please, sir, give us your ticket, if you ain;t a-goin' in again.'

Kultural K9's.

'Wine represents all things civilized. It's an artistic expression, a manifestation of cultural enlightenment...'

"I don't know art, but I know what I like!"

"Damn it, Persky! I ask you for a fiercely choreographed rite of destruction and rebirth, and you give me a febrile study of dehumanized angst."

'I haven't done anything. My ex-wife had those posters printed.'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

Barry Norman

'I wanted somewhere like England, but in Spain.'

Easter Island moai as cocktails.

A meeting on the pier

Maypole

No one ever tried to rob the Samurai Bank.

"Ok clss pls trn ur pprs ovr n strt :)"

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Stephen Harpers's China Diary - Great Wall Tour.

'Oh no, that's so half past four!'

Culture, Media and Sport Podium.

Used to it.

Irish Writers showing mastery over English