Texas Culture Gifts

Pro-Life in Texas

"Texas style? Again?"

Entering Texas - Today's Chances of a Conspiracy Theory are: High!

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

In Texas, Smith and Wesson beats a royal flush.

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

Hollywood Sign Developers

Louis Armstrong

Great Chinese Dynasties

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Indian rajah rowing elephant in a monsoon flood.

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Tut and Carmen.

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

Woman carries the world.

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Culture Saturday

The height of fashion in 1796

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Now that's an afro!'

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Try to guess the continent dining...

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'What clan do you belong to?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

'Wow! -- Talk about a paradigm shift!'

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'Yes, all at once!'

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."