Texan Culture Gifts

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The Not So Wild West

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

The Lawman

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"Texas style? Again?"

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

'You can talk the talk and walk the walk. Now let's see if you can stride the ride.'

Zombie outlaws.

Two tattooists play noughts and crosses.

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

'Is it something I SAID?'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'

1876: The Wild West

Operation Jade Helm