Texan Culture Mugs

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Joined at the hipster.

"Excuse me, but I believe you are in my seat."

The stages of gentrification: a guide

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

The Not So Wild West

Wordilly Durdillies - Quick on the Drawer

The Lawman

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"At high noon I'm takin' her to the zoo. How's one-thirty?"

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

'Ah! This is the Texas I remember!'

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

'Yesterday he was a kingpin, but today he's just a lynchpin.'

"Damn if I didn't start walking in this direction for a reason..."

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

'Hey you two! Take that outside!'

"Would you like to sample something from the nacho cart?"

TV Guide: Cowboy Cowboys.

'Will that be brawling or non-brawling?' Brawl in saloon.

"He may be all hat and no cattle, but you've got to love the hat."

'Well any Pal o' yours is a pal o' mine.'

'This chair ain't big enough for the two of us...'

"Texas style? Again?"

Food Fight At The O.K. Buffet.

Texas longhorn sees wind turbine that resembles its long horns

1876: The Wild West

Two tattooists play noughts and crosses.

'...way I see it...Creation an'll...reckon He singled out us men for a lower purpose.'

"Don't mind Bill. He's got misophonia."

'Is it something I SAID?'

Imported ten liter cowboy hat.

A couple of south-texas ranchers over light, and hold the boots.'