Latinx Culture Gifts

Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"Baldo, negative stereotypes that insult people serve no purpose! What people really want is thoughtful, family-oriented material."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: Verbs.

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

Happy New Year

"I think Jennifer Lopez gets a bad rap. She's a smart, ambitious woman who works hard, respects her roots, and follows her heart! She deserves all her fame and glory!"

Man locked in latex costume

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Venezuela

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Hernan Cortes

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

'Very good, Counselor... now that you've showed us that you know all sorts of Latin phrases, how about showing us your client is innocent?'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'

'Its latin name reflects the plants unique properties...to trip, scratch, sting and bite.'

The Past of Pope Francis.

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

"With regard to costs, we'll be using the legal maxim numerum coniecta, nunc cognomina -- or 'think of a number, double it' ..."

Chavez gave few details of what is expected of Cuban help.

Jose Alberto "Pepe" Mujica

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

First Contact

Hugo Chavez 1954-2013