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Then laughing aloud, seeming contento, he turned like a flash and was gone el viento.

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

It was a pretty vicious attack. He's lost a lot of candy.

"Hail, Caesar! The barbarians have been beaten back, and Rome is still Numero Uno."

'Did anyone tell her we're from another planet?'

'Virus?' - 'Yes, it's a Latin word we doctors use, meaning I haven't got a clue..'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Carpe Noctem - Seize the Night

"Nope, Jeb's my pardner. My partner is Zeke."

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"Carpe the per diem."

Wordplay: Verbs.

Breaking Bad News; doctor to patient - 'OK; now does anyone know the Latin word for crab?'

Man locked in latex costume

Happy New Year

"In Mexico and El Salvador, they call cake 'pastel.' Colombians and Argentines call it a 'torta.' Puerto Ricans and 'Domicans call it 'bizcocho.' And Cubans call it 'keik.'"

Venezuela

Important dates in Latino history: Four years ago, lowrider cars changed history.

Hernan Cortes

An animal skull painted to represent the Texan flag sits in a dessicated wasteland

'Very good, Counselor... now that you've showed us that you know all sorts of Latin phrases, how about showing us your client is innocent?'

An old sailor with the directions for tying knots tattooed on his chest.

'Its latin name reflects the plants unique properties...to trip, scratch, sting and bite.'

'Seize the day trader. I love it.'

'I can't seem to recall the Latin term for 'little green pill that makes you feel better.' '

The Past of Pope Francis.

"With regard to costs, we'll be using the legal maxim numerum coniecta, nunc cognomina -- or 'think of a number, double it' ..."

Chavez gave few details of what is expected of Cuban help.

Jose Alberto "Pepe" Mujica

First Contact

Two Latin scholars exchange mea culpas.

Hugo Chavez 1954-2013

"Where in hell is New York?"